The Package (2018)



  • It’s a race against time for a group of young adults to help their friend in dire need.


  • Fun and silly film.

  • A few very funny lines that are definitely quotable.


  • For the type of movie that it is, it did the job well. So, no cons!

Final Thoughts

Basically, a dude cuts his peen off and after a snafu, his friends have to find it and get the cooler containing it to the hospital. We get some zany shenanigans, some silly gross-out humour, a bunch of dick jokes, and a fairly decent film as a result. The film was recommended to me because “it’s right up your alley” and boy does that person know me well. I enjoyed it. Highlight line: “You sharted mid-beej?!” Very funny.